🐎 Ask an Unimpressed Gelding

A sarcastic advice section, where a grumpy old horse answers reader questions with no-nonsense wisdom.🗣

Q: "Why do only behave when my trainer is watching"

A: "Because I believe in keeping expectations confusing and unattainable."

Q: "How do I get my horse to stop spooking at the same tree every ride?"

A:  "Move to a treeless desert. Or accept that he has chosen this battle."

Q: "Who's your pick to win the Derby?"

A: "Whoever remembered leg day."